The Republic of Caecar 9 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working population of 1.248 billion Caecar 9ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The very strong Caecar 9ian economy, worth 80.6 trillion Frees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,558 Frees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,808 per year while the poor average 12,968, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caecar 9's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caecar 9 is ranked 72,439^th in the world and 4,011^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,986.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.